Quote: Evan Buckley, Kid and Mom (9-1-1)

Buck: Whoa, whoa, whoa. Sorry, buddy, two-piece limit. Those are the rules.

Kid: That's a stupid rule.

Buck: Yeah, not the world's greatest defense strategy.

Kid: What are you supposed to be, anyway?

Buck: I'm firefighter.

Kid: So how come you're not out fighting fires? (Fire Engine horn honks) Mom, look, the real firefighters are here.

Mom: Oh, my gosh. Is he trying to get more candy out of you?

Buck: Uh, no, no, he's fine. In fact, here, why don't you take a smoke detector. Keep him safe until his parole hearing.

~ Evan "Buck" Buckley, Kid and his Mom, 9-1-1 season 3 episode 6: Monsters

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(9-1-1 season 3 episode 6: Monsters)