Tuesday, February 17, 2026

Quote: Ilya Rozanov and Shane Hollander (Heated Rivalry)

Hearing a loon call

Ilya: What the fuck was that?

Shane: A loon?!

Ilya: A what?

Shane: A loon. It’s a bird.

Ilya: Sounds like a fucking wolf.

Shane: It’s a bird, trust me. You’re so scared!

Ilya: What kind of a bird makes a noise like that?!

Shane: A LOON. A fucking wolf?!

Ilya: A stupid Canadian wolf bird!

Shane does a loon call

Ilya: Oh, so now you speak bird, too.

Shane: Fluent.

Ilya: I hate you.

Shane: No you don’t.

~ Ilya Rozanov and Shane Hollander, Heated Rivalry season 1 episode 6: The Cottage

I just thought this scene was so funny. Because Ilya, who is usually so confident and tough immediately became scared when he heard that loon call. Shane told him it was a bird but Ilya was looking around just in case a "wolf" suddenly appeared. I just love how Shane had a good-naturedly chuckle about it. He was probably just as surprised to see how scared Ilya was over a bird call.

(Heated Rivalry season 1 episode 6: The Cottage)

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