Quote: Alex Claremont-Diaz and Zahra Bankston

Alex: Can I just point out that the royal family are purely figurehead? They serve no elective role whatsoever.

Zahra: Oh, unlike you, whose role is clearly spelled out in Article Nothing of the U.S. Constitution!

Alex: (laughs mockingly) Zahra.

Zahra: And you are going there to work. No hookups, no partying. You can hate Prince Henry all you want, but the minute you see a camera, you better act like the sun shines out of his ass and you have a vitamin D deficiency.

Alex: You know...

Zahra: And there is no getting out of this.

Alex: Oh, yeah? What if I set myself on fire?

Zahra: We'd ship the ashes to Heathrow.

~ Alexander Claremont-Diaz and Zahra Bankston, Red, White & Royal Blue

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(Red, White & Royal Blue)