Showing posts with label 1 star. Show all posts
Showing posts with label 1 star. Show all posts

Monday, March 18, 2019

Book Review: The Monsters of Templeton


Book: The Monsters of Templeton by Lauren Groff

Book Designed by Michelle Ishay
Book Illustrated by Beth White

Edition: Hardcover

Description:

So begins The Monsters of Templeton, a novel spanning two centuries: part a contemporary story of a girl's search for her father, part historical novel, and part ghost story, this spellbinding novel is at its core a tale of how one town holds the secrets of a family.

In the wake of a wildly disastrous affair with her married archeology professor, Willie Upton arrives on the doorstep of her ancestral home in Templeton, New York, where her hippie-turned-born-again-Baptist mom, Vi, still lives. Willie expects to be able to hide in the place that has been home to her family for generations, but the monster's death changes the fabric of the quiet, picture-perfect town her ancestors founded. Even further, Willie learns that the story her mother had always told her about her father has all been a lie: he wasn't the random man from a free-love commune that Vi had led her to imagine, but someone else entirely. Someone from this very town.

As Willie puts her archaeological skills to work digging for the truth about her lineage, she discovers that the secrets of her family run deep. Through letters, editorials, and journal entries, the dead rise up to tell their sides of the story as dark mysteries come to light, past and present blur, old stories are finally put to rest, and the shocking truth about more than one monster is revealed.


Thursday, January 31, 2019

Book Review for the Book Girl's Book Club for January: 100 Cupboards


Book: 100 Cupboards (100 Cupboards book #1) by N. D. Wilson

Cover Art by Jeff Nentrup

Edition: Paperback

Description:

Lying in bed at night, twelve-year-old Henry York can't ignore the thumping and scratching he hears on the other side of his bedroom wall. He scrapes off the plaster and discovers doors—ninety-nine cupboards of all different sizes and shapes. Through one he hears the sound of falling rain. Through another he sees a glowing room—with a man strolling back and forth! Henry and his cousin Henrietta soon learn that these are not just cupboards, but portals to other worlds.


Friday, December 14, 2018

Book Review: Nickel and Dimed


Book: Nickel and Dimed: On (Not) Getting By in America by Barbara Ehrenreich

Edition: Paperback

Description:

Millions of Americans work full-time, year-round, for poverty-level wages. Barbara Ehrenreich decided to join them, inspired in part by the rhetoric surrounding welfare reform, which promised that any job equals a better life. But how can anyone survive, let alone prosper, on six to seven dollars an hour? To find out, Ehrenreich moved from Florida to Maine to Minnesota, taking the cheapest lodgings available and accepting work as a waitress, hotel maid, house cleaner, nursing home aide, and Wal-Mart salesperson. She soon discovered that even the "lowliest" occupations require exhausting mental and physical efforts. And one job is not enough; you need at least two if you intend to live indoors.

Nickel and Dimed reveals low-wage America in all its tenacity, anxiety, and surprising generosity -- a land of Big Boxes, fast food, and a thousand desperate strategems for survival. Instantly acclaimed for its insight, humor, and passion, this book is changing the way America perceives its working poor.


Tuesday, May 15, 2018

Book Review: The First Wives Club


Book: The First Wives Club by Olivia Goldsmith

Edition: Paperback

Rating: 1 1/2 stars

Review:

The First Wives Club was a disappointing read, it was very slow moving and at times felt like it was written for shock value with the constant use of racist, sexist, homophobic, fatphobia etc. language as well as many of the characters were simply vile and despicable.

This story deals with three former wives, Anne Paradise, Brenda Cushman and Elise Atchison who were planning to get even against their ex-husbands who after using them to get ahead in their careers and improve their social standings tossed them aside for younger women. The ladies' plan also included seeking revenge for their deceased friend Cynthia Griffin whose ex-husband Gil was truly a horrible person.

It took some time and many pages for the women to hatch some kind of plan and then to set it into motion. At first Annie was reluctant to subject her ex-husband Aaron to the plan but after being used and humiliated by her ex to then finding out he used and lost the money from their special needs daughter Sylvie's trust fund for the stock market. She was more than ready to seek some form of justice.

Meanwhile, Brenda was trying to seek additional money from her ex-husband Morty after his company went public in the stock market. If it wasn't for Brenda and her family, he never would have been able to build up such a lucrative career as a first-rate retailer. But once he was done with Brenda he swindled her out of a reasonable divorce settlement including duping her out of stock for his company. In the end he ended up tossing her a few monetary crumbs that barely allows her to pay her bills. If Morty wasn't going to do the honorable thing then it was time for a bit of revenge.

And last was the extremely wealthy ice queen Elise who had gotten so used to looking the other way while her husband Bill (whose career she help elevate) had his numerous affairs but things changed after he left her for a younger woman. She was finally ready to start living her life again for herself but she also wanted revenge.

The concept for this story could have been handled much better because as I mentioned above this is a slow moving (and often times boring) story that relies upon shock value to sell it instead of good writing. I found the story also jumps frequently from different characters' point of view throwing off what little momentum this story had. It's hard to find sympathy for any of the characters including the ladies of The First Wives Club because most of the time this story was written in such a passive-aggressive way.

Annie, Elise and Brenda were painted as long-suffering wives but the sad thing is they were the ones who had settled for their horrible lives but only felt empowered once the men left them for someone else. I don't even understand why they could not have left their husbands and it's even more stupefying when you think about Elise's situation because she was the one who had all the money in the relationship, she could have easily left Bill.

There were times when I found the story was actually interesting (which is why I gave it an additional 1/2 star) but there were not enough of those well-written scenes as there should have been. What annoys me about their plan of revenge was that they really didn't have one and a lot of times their ex-husbands self-destructive tendencies brought about their end instead of due to the plan. And also Gil's career downfall was mostly due to all the help they received from Elise's rich "uncle" Bob Bloogee.

Overall, this was such a disappointing read and not to mention it's riddled with so many negative stereotypes. And despite the sound bite on the cover from Cosmopolitan magazine there was nothing hilarious, smooth or sexy about this book. This is one of those rare instances where the movie was actually better than the book.

Thursday, March 30, 2017

Book Review: Flaneuse


Book: Flaneuse: Women Walk the City in Paris, New York, Tokyo, Venice and London by Lauren Elkin

Source: Borrowed from Publisher/NetGalley for an honest review

Publication: Available now

Description:

The flâneur is the quintessentially masculine figure of privilege and leisure who strides the capitals of the world with abandon. But it is the flâneuse who captures the imagination of the cultural critic Lauren Elkin. In her wonderfully gender-bending new book, the flâneuse is a “determined, resourceful individual keenly attuned to the creative potential of the city and the liberating possibilities of a good walk.” Virginia Woolf called it “street haunting”; Holly Golightly epitomized it in Breakfast at Tiffany’s; and Patti Smith did it in her own inimitable style in 1970s New York.

Part cultural meander, part memoir, Flâneuse takes us on a distinctly cosmopolitan jaunt that begins in New York, where Elkin grew up, and transports us to Paris via Venice, Tokyo, and London, all cities in which she’s lived. We are shown the paths beaten by such flâneuses as the cross-dressing nineteenth-century novelist George Sand, the Parisian artist Sophie Calle, the wartime correspondent Martha Gellhorn, and the writer Jean Rhys. With tenacity and insight, Elkin creates a mosaic of what urban settings have meant to women, charting through literature, art, history, and film the sometimes exhilarating, sometimes fraught relationship that women have with the metropolis.

Called “deliciously spiky and seditious” by The Guardian, Flâneuse will inspire you to light out for the great cities yourself.



Rating: 1 star (Did Not Finish)

Review:

I wanted to read this book because I enjoy walking, being out in nature and observing the world around me. But this turned out to be a disappointing read, the description makes it seem as if the author was going to write about women and the inspiration they drew from living in the city and walking. As well as bring up how at one point only male writers and men of leisure wrote about walking. Due to social norms women didn't have the privilege to experience the freedom of being able to aimlessly wander or simply walk down the street unless they were accompanied by a chaperone of some sort. Because to do so otherwise would be seen in a negative way or give off a negative impression.

The author does get into that at the beginning of the book but from there the book turns into a boring yet well-written and sometimes pretentious look at history, women writers and their characters and a brief look at how walking has been incorporated into their works. The author also wrote about her life and travels and what she experienced living or visiting various city from New York to Tokyo but the writing never truly resonated with me because this book is so boring and uninspiring. I found myself having to reread passages I just read because I had a difficult time focusing on the material. I was so bored that I couldn't finish reading it.

I did not finish reading this because I found the book to be way too boring and it seemed to lose focus on what the book was supposed to be about. The author spent a lot of time going over history and books and less about women who enjoy walking throughout cities.

It's not completely boring there are some interesting historical tidbits but that doesn't make up for fact that this book doesn't even come close to what the description stated nor the subtitle.

Thursday, December 22, 2016

Book Review: IQ


Book: IQ by Joe Ide

Source: Borrowed from Publisher/NetGalley for an honest review

Publication: Available now

Description:

A resident of one of LA's toughest neighborhoods uses his blistering intellect to solve the crimes the LAPD ignores.

East Long Beach. The LAPD is barely keeping up with the neighborhood's high crime rate. Murders go unsolved, lost children unrecovered. But someone from the neighborhood has taken it upon himself to help solve the cases the police can't or won't touch.

They call him IQ. He's a loner and a high school dropout, his unassuming nature disguising a relentless determination and a fierce intelligence. He charges his clients whatever they can afford, which might be a set of tires or a homemade casserole. To get by, he's forced to take on clients that can pay.

This time, it's a rap mogul whose life is in danger. As Isaiah investigates, he encounters a vengeful ex-wife, a crew of notorious cutthroats, a monstrous attack dog, and a hit man who even other hit men say is a lunatic. The deeper Isaiah digs, the more far reaching and dangerous the case becomes.



Rating: 1 star (Did Not Finish)

Review:

I couldn't even finish reading this, it was so filled with stereotypes and poorly written dialogue that it was impossible to see the story or the characters without wondering how this even got published. I tried to overlook it and keep reading but I couldn't.

I had been really interested in reading this because I love the premise of an unconventional detective taking on cases that the police are too busy to handle. However, this reads like bad fanfiction. Just because the characters may live in the inner city doesn't make them uneducated dolts with bad grammar but that's pretty much the gist of the characterization for most of the characters with the exception of main character Isaiah Quintabe or IQ.

IQ is a disappointing read and it reinforces bad stereotypes which is why I pass on trying to finish reading it.

Monday, December 5, 2016

Book Review: Avatar: The Last Airbender: The Search part 3


Book: Avatar: The Last Airbender: The Search part 3 by Gene Luen Yang with illustrations and cover by Gurihiru and lettering by Michael Heisler

Edition: Paperback

Description:

The Fate of the Fire Lord!

Avatar Aang travels to the spirit world to parlay with an ancient power, bringing Fire Lord Zuko ever closer to discovering the truth about his mother's fate -- and his own past. Yet Zuko's sister Azula is becoming increasingly dangerous, threatening to ruin everything that Zuko Aang, Katara and Sokka have struggled to achieve on their search!



Rating: 1 star

Review:

This third and final part of The Search was even more disappointing than the first two. It's so poorly written and rushed. This part of the story opens with the Gaang still in the forest while showing yet again another fight with Zuko, Katara and Sokka against Azula. Meanwhile Avatar Aang returned from trying to find the spirit Mother of Faces to help Misu and Rafa, a sister and brother who had been waiting for years for the spirit's help.

Mother of Faces only grants one request a season and add to that it's hard to pinpoint where she will be to find her. Which makes it so important that when you do find her, you make your request in a timely manner. While Misu was in the process of stating her request, Azula interrupted to ask where her mother Ursa was. It may be a surprise to the characters where Zuko and Azula's mother is but not for the reader. Not only was it easy to figure out but the backstory for Ursa pretty much unveils everything leaving no surprises left for the reader. The question of whether Ozai is Zuko's father was also solved. I don't even see why this issue of Zuko's parentage was written into the story to begin with other than to add unnecessary drama for this lackluster story.

Disappointing is all I can think of in regards to this story and finding out how and why Ursa chose to disappear was truly anticlimactic. The way it's written, it not only makes her look awful but also as a bad parent. The first two parts already showed readers that she left supposedly to ensure Zuko's safety but fans of the series know he was constantly mistreated by his father so her leaving didn't really help him at all. And her actions in this third part makes it impossible to give her any sympathy for her choices. I don't want to spoil anything but Ursa made a decision that made it easier for her to move on with her life with absolutely no real consideration to her children.

In the end The Search was an extremely mediocre and rushed story that made me wish that Ursa's disappearance had remained a mystery. This story does a complete disservice to all the characters and not one of them received an ounce of character development. They were so out of character that they felt like nothing more than caricatures. I think Azula's poor treatment throughout all three parts was awful. Not only was she shown as extremely unstable and weakened but it was Zuko who got to have closure with Ursa. Azula may have been favored by Ozai she still suffered without her mother in her life, so it would have been nice if they had some sort of mother daughter bonding.

This was not a good read and with the artwork still being the best part, I'm hoping that the next three part arc The Rift will be an improvement for this series.

Sunday, August 21, 2016

Book Review: Marvel's Captain America: Sub Rosa


Book: Marvel's Captain America: Sub Rosa by David McDonald

Source: Borrowed from Publisher/NetGalley for an honest review

Publication: Available now

Description:

Frozen in a state of suspended animation since the end of the Second World War, Captain America is a man out of time. But now freed from his frozen slumber, he’s back in the nick of time―and ready to face threats that couldn’t even have been imagined when the world had last seen him. Joe Books brings Marvel fans an all-new adventure featuring a classic superhero.



Rating: 1 star

Review:

I can't stand when this happens, the story started out so good then quickly faltered. This really should have been a Did Not Finish but I kept reading hoping it would get better but it didn't. It was both poorly written and poorly plotted.

This opens with Captain America stopping a drug operation in Columbia, he then returns home to find Maria Hill in need of his help. You would think a soldier of Captain America's caliber would be needed for something warranted of his skills and abilities. But no she needed him to protect her niece Katherine. The young woman works for S.H.I.E.L.D. and created a computer program that had the ability to put hidden information out on the internet. Things started to become dangerous for Katherine with different groups and organizations wanting to get the program.

I was disappointed with this story because although there were a few action scenes it doesn't help a poorly plotted story. And most of the time there was not a lot happening in this story and when it was, it was unbelievably boring. It really seemed like such a waste to make Captain America nothing more than a bodyguard/babysitter in this story. I found Katherine to be very annoying, she's ill-tempered but that doesn't stop her from being written as darn near perfect. Not only is she super smart (she's a computer genius) but she's also an amazing fighter.

I didn't like how Steve Rogers and Maria Hill were written in this. Yes, Steve is still trying to catch up with how the world works in modern times but that doesn't make him an idiot. Steve is a simple man but he's not simple minded, he doesn't just go along with anything without giving it some thought. Unlike in this story, the way he's written in this, most of the time he's nothing more than a big dumb soldier who follows orders. The Maria Hill in this story doesn't have any qualms what so ever about how she goes about doing things. Her job is the only thing that she really cares about and a majority of her actions justify that.

Captain America: Sub Rosa felt like it was written by someone who was unfamiliar with Captain America. Steve was very weakened in this and he was not really able to hold his own in various fights. I also wonder why none of his supporting characters were used. Although it's probably a good thing because I hate to see how they would have been written. I really don't think it would have made any difference adding those characters in because nothing short of rewriting the story could have improved this.

In the end this was a poorly written generic action story masquerading as a Captain America story. And I'm awarding it the Beast Boy Boredom Award. This is such a slow moving boring book and it truly deserved this award. This is the second book to receive this honor, the first went to Codename Baboushka vol #1.

Out of the three Marvel comic novels I've read so far: Marvel's Thor: Dueling with Giants (Tales of Asgard Trilogy book #1) by Keith R.A. DeCandido and Marvel's Guardians of the Galaxy: Castaways by David McDonald, this Captain America book which is also written by McDonald is by far the worst.

Thursday, July 14, 2016

Book Review: Codename Baboushka vol #1


Book: Codename Baboushka volume #1: The Conclave of Death (issues #1-5) by Antony Johnston with cover art and illustrations by Shari Chankhamm with letters by Simon Bowland

Source: Borrowed from Publisher/NetGalley for an honest review

Publication: Available now

Description:

Mysterious young heiress Contessa Annika Malikova has been part of Manhattan high society for several years... but if they knew the truth, her dinner companions would faint! The white-haired Contessa is in fact the notorious criminal "BABOUSHKA" — a former Moscow gang leader, now living in exile!

But Baboushka's retirement is about to be shattered, as the US government has somehow discovered her true identity, and blackmails her into working for them! Now she must infiltrate a secret conclave of global crime lords, on a cruise liner, to retrieve information for the Americans. But nobody reckoned on the boat being hijacked by pirates...


Rating: 1 star

Review:

Good artwork but a very boring and predictable story. Codename Baboushka vol #1 is a generic spy story with Contessa Annika Malikova being forced by a shadowy US government organization to go back into the crime business in order to work for them. Before gaining asylum in the United States, Annika was a leader of one the Russian gangs. She went by the codename Baboushka but when things went bad she and her friend ex-KGB agent Gyorgy made their way over to the US with a slightly fabricated story. But when the truth was found out she was now going to have to return to her old ways in order to keep them both from being deported.

Using her outstanding skills and abilities she takes out a crime boss to make it easier for her to attend a secret meeting on a yacht. The meeting was for her to obtain a database by outbidding other criminals but that doesn't go as plan when the ship was hijack by pirates. But there is more going on than a simple hijacking, someone has orchestrated the attack, leaving Baboushka to come to the rescue. 

What annoyed me about this besides the all flash and no substance story, was Baboushka. She was too perfect, she could do anything. Not only can she kill a crime boss and get away from his armed security but take out a ship full of pirates without any real effort and not to mention stop the person behind it. She got a little assistance from Gyorgy but he was mainly her Oracle/Alfred Pennyworth feeding her information over the communicator.

I found the writing to be mediocre with it focusing on all the fast-paced action and adventure. However, story wise it's empty. This is like one of those outlandish action movies with a generic plot and flat and uninspiring characters.

I had been planning on buying this but I'm glad I was able to read an advanced reader copy before hand. This was so boring. Which is why I'm giving it the Beast Boy Boredom Award. Because that's just how bored I was reading this. I think I'm going to start giving out this award whenever I find a really boring book.


This was a disappointing read, the only thing I liked about it was the artwork. With that said, I have no interest in reading the second volume whenever it becomes available.

Sunday, June 12, 2016

Book Review: Everyday Finances for the Everyday Family


Book: Everyday Finances for the Everyday Family by Mike Yorkey

Source: Borrowed from Publisher/NetGalley for an honest review

Publication: Available now

Description:

Everyday Finances for the Everyday Family takes the mystery out of s-t-r-e-t-c-h-i-n-g your hard-earned dollars. In fact, the secret to successful living can be summed up in three simple steps: (1) deny some of your wants, (2) spend less than you earn, and (3) avoid bad debts,” such as carrying a high balance on a credit card. This easy-to-read resource guides you through commonsense principles that can help your family budget, spend, and save money wisely. The advice given here is grounded in Hebrews 13:5: Keep your lives free from the love of money and be content with what you have.”


Rating: 1 star

Review:

Although there is a lot of good information in Everyday Finances for the Everyday Family, a majority of it can be found online, in magazines or in other finance books. Please note, this is a faith based look at finances that cover a range of topics such as understanding and properly using credit cards, saving money while dining out, the benefits of cooking at home, saving money while traveling, paying for college and more. There is also a chapter about gambling.

This was a disappointing read because the author's tone can be condescending at times and not to mention he generalizes a lot. There was also a lot sexism riddled throughout.

I had several issues with this book, one was that the author stated that it's his belief that many moms want to stay at home to raise their children. He then went on to make it seems as though it's a waste of time and resources for a mom to work outside the home. And not to mention according to the author by the time they get home they are too wiped out to cook. I find it interesting that he made no mention of husbands perhaps cooking any of the meals. Seriously, what century is he living in. Yes, there are moms who prefer to stay at home but there are also moms who want to work outside the home (and not because they have to). There is no need to knock down the moms who choose the latter.

I also had an issue with the author stating that he knows that most women view shopping as a recreational pursuit. As if men don't shop, they shop just as much as we do.

This book made me laugh but not because it was funny but because it was so misguided at times. Although a majority of the tips in this book are helpful, however, some of the author's tips I found to be horrible. Case in point, in chapter 8 "Don't Pay Retail" one of the tips the author suggested was don't carry a purse, use a fanny pack. It's so you can have the freedom to navigate through the sales. Seriously, who uses a fanny pack in this day in age? Also in chapter 4 "Supermarket Sweep", the author recommended readers buy dented cans to save money. There is a reason why experts are always saying not to buy dented cans. It's because the dents can compromise the food and could possibly turn into a health risk. And he also suggest buying food at swap meets.

The whole point of chapter 12 "Insurance for Assurance" is that life insurance is mainly for men to protect their families. Because according to the author, men bring home the bulk of the household income, thus it make sense to insure their lives. If the husband dies, the insurance will be very helpful to the wife who would more than likely as the author states want to stay home and raise the kids. However, if the wife dies, the husband can pretty much go about his daily business since he will still have his job and can find child care. I'm paraphrasing a bit here but that's the general gist of the author's message.

This book made me so mad because it pretty much suggested that moms are just supposed to stay at home, raise the children and go out and find bargains. I did not enjoy reading this, perhaps this book wasn't for me.

Saturday, May 14, 2016

Book Review: My Mad Fat Diary


Book: My Mad Fat Diary by Rae Earl

Source: Borrowed from Publisher/NetGalley for an honest review

Publication: Available now

Description:

It's 1989 and Rae Earl is a fat, boy-mad 17-year-old girl, living in Stamford, Lincolnshire with her mum and their deaf white cat in a council house with a mint green bathroom and a refrigerator Rae can't keep away from. She’s also just been released from a psychiatric ward.

My Mad Fat Diary is the hilarious, harrowing and touching real-life diary Rae kept during that fateful year and the basis of the hit British television series of the same name now coming to HULU. Surrounded by people like her constantly dieting mum, her beautiful frenemy Bethany, her mates from the private school up the road (called “Haddock”, “Battered Sausage” and “Fig”) and the handsome, unattainable boys Rae pines after (who sometimes end up with Bethany…), My Mad Fat Diary is the story of an overweight young woman just hoping to be loved at a time when slim pop singers ruled the charts.

Rae's chronicle of her world will strike a chord with anyone who's ever been a confused, lonely teenager clashing with her parents, sometimes overeating, hating her body, always taking herself VERY seriously, never knowing how positively brilliant she is and keeping a diary to record it all. My Mad Fat Diary – 365 days with one of the wisest and funniest girls in England.



Rating: 1 star (Did Not Finish)

Review:

This was a book I couldn't connect with mainly because it was really dull and boring.

My Mad Fat Diary follows the life of the author who at that time was 17 years old. It takes place in England during the 1980s. She wrote about her feelings with her weight, her relationship with her mother, her time at school, her desire to be in love and to lose her virginity.

I forced myself to read a good portion of this before I stopped. There was nothing really happening in this other than reading the inner thoughts of a teenager.

I remember being 17 and having a diary, writing down everything that I was feeling or I was going through. And at that age, everything feels like it's the end of the world or earthshattering but when you look back at what was written it was not even remotely bad or as traumatic as it seemed at the time. Which is how this memoir or diary reads.

As I was reading this I kept wondering why was this published? It doesn't read as if there are any life lessons to be learned only snippets or moments in the life of a 17 year old. Perhaps, this wasn't for me.

As of now, I am going to pass on reading this. However, I am interested in watching the TV series (it's on hulu) to see how they incorporated the material from the book.

Thursday, April 21, 2016

Book Review: Dear Emma


Book: Dear Emma by Katie Heaney

Source: Borrowed from Publisher/NetGalley for an honest review

Publication: Available now

Rating: 1 1/2 stars

Review:

This was a very disappointing read, I knew I should have stopped reading it but I forced myself to continue hoping it would get better. There was no real purpose to this story other than main character Harriet obsessing over a guy named Keith. They barely dated before he stopped returning her text messages and stopped communicating with her altogether. And during that time she was constantly checking all his social media trying to see if that would tell or show her anything as to why he stopped contacting her. It was her way of trying to make sense of his behavior. But all it proved was that Keith was a jerk for not telling her he was no longer interested in seeing her. However, that didn't stop Harriet from obsessing over him instead of moving on. Even her friends told her to forget about him.

When she found out that Keith was seeing someone else, she still kept obsessing over him. The other girl turned out to be someone she works with at the library. I feel like Harriet has very stalkerish tendencies and instead of wasting her time looking through his and the other girl's social media she should have taken the time to go out and get a life. 

I really found Harriet to be so annoying. I find it ridiculous that she writes an advice column for her college newspaper, a column that she actually dishes out good advice. Yet for some reason she refuses to listen to or follow any of it.

From the description, I really thought this was going to be a fun read. However, it's nothing but Harriet's angst, drama and inner monologue over Keith. This story isn't all bad, I like that the author had a good grasp on college life, from stressing out over exams to staying up late talking with friends, all that stuff was great. It makes me sad that this story didn't really have much going for it. However, near the end Harriet does start to get herself back on track and stop letting Keith be the center of her life or the cause of her problems. I do wish that revelation had appeared sooner because that would have made this a much better read and would not have taken an entire story for Harriet to get her life together.

As far as characters go, they definitely could have used some development. Aside from Harriet, every character was the same from the beginning to the end. There was nothing that really made me care about any of these characters nor what was happening to them in this story.

Writing wise, this wasn't poorly written it was just dull and boring with a story that didn't seem to go anywhere. Overall, this was not a good read for me but I do love the cover. It's really cute.

Monday, April 11, 2016

Book Review: Swords of Sorrow: The Complete Saga


Book: Swords of Sorrow: The Complete Saga story by Gail Simone written and illustrated by various writers and artists

Source: Borrowed from Publisher/NetGalley for an honest review (Plus, I also read my own single print issues of Swords of Sorrow)

Publication: Available now

Description:

Dynamite's fiercest females appear in a massive genre-spanning crossover event featuring an all-star line-up of female authors, headlined by Gail Simone (Batgirl, Birds of Prey)! The ultimate pulp adventure features Vampirella, Dejah Thoris, Red Sonja, Purgatori, Lady Demon, Chastity, Jungle Girl, Jennifer Blood, Kato, Lady Zorro, and many, many more! Villains and heroes from a dozen worlds and eras face off against a legendary evil that threatens all their homelands. Written by Gail Simone, Mairghread Scott, Nancy A. Collins, G. Willow Wilson, Erica Schultz, and Leah Moore, and featuring artwork by Sergio Davila, Mirka Andolfo, Dave Acosta, Noah Salonga, Francesco Manna, and Cristhian Zamora!



Rating: 1 1/2 stars

Review:

I usually don't request a book that I already have, however, although I have all six issues of the Swords of Sorrow miniseries. I do not have all the additional issues of the one-shots and miniseries that tie-in with the main series.

This was not good, the writing was very clunky and felt like a total waste of a crossover with these amazing characters. Reading this felt like I was reading one big filler issue because the story didn't seem to be going anywhere. It was very random with no clear purpose other than good vs. evil.

The story follows the mysterious Traveler who has gathered a group of female heroes to help her stop her evil nemesis, The Prince (as in Prince Charming from Snow White) who has also put together a team of female villains to carry out his plans. Unlike the villains in this story, the heroes had no idea what was going on as they were unknowingly thrown together and given special swords called Sword of Sorrow.

I was disappointed with this and not only for the bad writing, poor dialogue, thin plot but also because so many of the characters were written and shown out of character. There were only two things I liked about this, one was Jennifer Blood (in the Vampirella & Jennifer Blood miniseries), who was probably the only character in this book that was well-written and interesting to read about. And second was the artwork, which ranged from good to average with a few issues showing artwork that appeared slightly cartoony.

This crossover event had so much potential but it got lost somewhere in this muddled story.

Thursday, March 24, 2016

Book Review: D4VE2


Book: D4VE2 (issues #1-4) by Ryan Ferrier with illustrations by Valentin Ramon

Source: Borrowed from Publisher/NetGalley for an honest review

Publication: Available now

Description:

ONE YEAR LATER. With the world seemingly at peace, things seem pretty all right on 34RTH until a strange ship's arrival sends D4VE head-first into an existential crisis: an inconceivable blast from the past that threatens not only D4VE's dwindling relationship with 5COTTY, but all of robot-kind itself!


Rating: 1 star (Did Not Finish)

Review:

D4VE2 just wasn't for me. It's filled with slacker robots plus a story that didn't seem to be going anywhere made this a Did Not Finish. The dialogue between the characters was simply awful, this reads like a bad 90s film.

I have a friend who read this (and liked it), said that it does get better near the end. He said there is good story here, it just take some time for it to develop. I have a question, should the reader have to wait for the story to get better or should it already start out good?

The only thing I did like about this was the artwork. Maybe I'll pick this up at a later time and try to give it a second read but for now, I'll pass. 

Tuesday, March 1, 2016

Book Review: Starve vol #1


Book: Starve volume #1 (issues #1-5) by Brian Wood with illustrations by Danijel Zezelj

Source: Borrowed from Publisher/NetGalley for an honest review

Publication: Available now

Description:

Once the world's most famous chef, Gavin Cruikshank's been in a self-imposed exile for years. His little foodie television program has since evolved into STARVE, an arena sport that pits chef against chef for the pleasure of their super-rich patrons. It's a stain on a once-noble profession, and Chef Gavin is ready to go to war to stop it. Two things stand in his way: his arch rival Roman Algiers, and his adult daughter Angie, who probably just wants her dad back and acting normal.


Rating: 1 star (Did Not Finish)

Review:

Okay, this is not a long review because I couldn't even finish reading the first issue. It was so boring and the writing was flat and dry. It's very slow moving with uninteresting characters. I also was not a fan of the artwork, it was too rough and indistinguishable.

This story is about Gavin Cruikshank, a famous chef who decided to go into exile. But eventually he is brought back to the United States by an network executive to finish tapping his cooking show STARVE. And blah, blah, blah.

I wanted to read this because the description made it seem interesting but the story was not even remotely entertaining. So in the end, this wasn't for me.

Tuesday, February 16, 2016

Book Review: The Storied Life of A.J. Fikry


Book: The Storied Life of A.J. Fikry by Gabrielle Zevin

Source: Library

Description:

A. J. Fikry’s life is not at all what he expected it to be. He lives alone, his bookstore is experiencing the worst sales in its history, and now his prized possession, a rare collection of Poe poems, has been stolen. But when a mysterious package appears at the bookstore, its unexpected arrival gives Fikry the chance to make his life over--and see everything anew.


Rating: 1 star (Did Not Finish)

Review:

I was bored reading this and try as I might I just couldn't force myself to finish it. The plot was very thin and lacked substance. I couldn't click with the writing style which was trying too hard to be quirky. The characters were underdeveloped and I couldn't find anything to connect with them.

The story follows A.J. Fikry a 39 years old bookstore owner on a tourist Island. For years after the death of his wife, he has given up on life. He's rude to everyone, a literary snob and doesn't even bother trying to connect with his customers. And with the haphazard way he is running his bookstore, he's sure to be out of business in a matter of time.

But when his prized Edgar Allan Poe book was stolen, his life started to unexpectedly change. First starting with trying to get himself back in shape by running at night. Next a baby was found inside his unlocked bookstore. After he was robbed he didn't see the point of locking his door. Anyway, after finding 2 years old Maya, he decides to adopt her after some time caring for her. And by then I was tired of this go nowhere book that was trying to focus on too many characters and their mundane lives. There was nothing really happening in this story to keep me engaged.

This was a very boring story with boring characters that felt like it was only written as a vehicle to talk about other books. I guess this book just wasn't for me but I'm definitely glad I checked it out from the library instead of buying it.

Saturday, January 30, 2016

Book Review: Red Sonja: The Black Tower


Book: Red Sonja: The Black Tower (issues #1-4) by Frank Tieri with illustrations by Cezar Razek and color by Salvatore Aiala Studios

Cover Art by Amanda Conner with color by Paul Mounts

Source: Borrowed from Publisher/NetGalley for an honest review

Publication: Available now

Description:

What is the Black Tower? What startling mysteries does it contain within its walls? And most shockingly... how will its very existence cause the death of Red Sonja?

When the Hyrkanian swordswoman rides into the city of Lur, she discovers that a mysterious ebon fortress has risen in the night, inspiring paranoia among the populace. While some fearful citizens are driven to murderous frenzy, others become fanatic devotees of the tower's unknown inhabitants. As the years go by, Sonja is always drawn back to this desperate place. Who are the Soulless, and what terrible fate will they bring to the red-tressed heroine?


Rating: 1 star

Review:

Oh, boy this was bad. Most of the story appears to be taking place somewhere off page and the rest was a jumbled and disjointed mess. There was like this weird sci-fi/Star Wars/Doctor Who element to this which only made this poorly written story worse.

Red Sonja: The Black Tower opens with Red Sonja riding through the town of Lur and end up fighting off some barbarians who had been attacking the people who came out of a mysterious tower. From there the story follows one brutal attack after another until strange robotic men emerge from the tower and start taking over the town. Later on Red Sonja mounts an attack but things don't fare well for her. Then Thraxis tells his story of who he was and why he was there. Then some convoluted time travel stuff happened that did nothing to improve this story.

This story moved far too quickly and didn't take any time to pause and let the reader in on the purpose of this story. It wasn't until the last issue that the futuristic plot was unfolded in this pitiful story.

This was one weird and poorly told story.

Monday, January 11, 2016

Book Review: Killer Heels


Book: Killer Heels (Molly Forrester Mystery book #1) by Sheryl J. Anderson

Rating: 1 star

Review:

I thought this was going to be a fun read but sadly it turned into a mediocre bore. This was a very light cozy mystery that tried to have a Sex and the City feel but as a mystery it was moving too slow for me. The mystery solving was crawling by as Molly tried to solve the murder.

Killer Heels was about 30-something Molly Forrester who works as an advice columnist for Zeitgeist magazine. One night when she went back to the magazine's office to show her good friend Cassady the latest art piece the company acquired, they stumbled upon the body of Molly's co-worker Teddy Reynolds.

Even though Molly didn't really know Teddy, she still wanted to help the police solve his murder. But she also had an ulterior motive for wanting to solve it, she wanted to be taken seriously as a journalist and possibly get a story published about the murder.

This was not the most engaging story or mystery and Molly and her two friends Cassady and Tricia seemed to be very inspired by the four main characters on Sex and the City. Molly was a transparent Carrie Bradshaw who loved designer clothes and enjoying all the hotspots of Manhattan. While Cassady, a lawyer was a combination of Samantha Jones and Miranda Hobbs and Tricia, an event planner was very much like Charlotte York.

I was so bored with this story and with Molly's inner monologue and her annoying romance issue. As with most cozy mysteries, this had the start of a love triangle. Molly was in a relationship with a fellow writer named Peter but she was bored with the relationship and wanted to end it. Yet, I kept waiting for her to dump the guy and get it over with but no this was dragged out until the end. She also had this flirty thing going with Police Detective Kyle Edwards, who in disposition was very similar to Mr. Big (or John James Preston). From the moment Detective Edwards showed up it was easy to see that he would eventually become her love interest.

This should have been a Did Not Finish but I kept reading because I wanted to see if my suspicions about the murderer was correct. There wasn't much of a mystery in this book and what was there was very predictable and easy to figure out.

Since this was not a good read for me, I will not be continuing on with this series.

Friday, January 8, 2016

Book Review: The Infinite Loop


Book: The Infinite Loop (issues #1-6) by Pierrick Colinet with illustration by Elsa Charretier

Source: Borrowed from Publisher/NetGalley for an honest review

Publication: Available now

Description:

A science-fiction series that asks the age-old question, "What would you risk for a chance at true love?" Meet Teddy, a young woman who lives in a faraway future where time traveling is a common practice and her job is to maintain the status quo by correcting time paradoxes. But when she meets Ano, "a time paradox" and the girl of her dreams, Teddy must decide between fixing the time stream or the love of her life, both of which have unique consequences. A dynamically graphic, science-fictiony, poetical, paradoxical wunderkind of a sexy, time-traveling, adventure-packed comic.


Rating: 1 star

Review:

This was a very confusing and slow moving story, it follows Teddy who is employed as a Time Erasure. It's her job to go throughout time to remove anomalies that appear. If the Time Erasures do not remove them, they could affect time. However, she was unable to go through with her job when she meets an unusual anomaly, a young woman named Ano.

Teddy immediately falls for her and decides the two will try to hide out but two other agents are soon after them. From there the story turned into time traveling nonsense. Teddy and Ano's relationship made no sense, it was just insta-love and I never got a sense that there was a real connection between them. 

If I read this correctly, the meaning I got from this was that if you see something that isn't right then don't sit back and do nothing. Once meeting Ano, Teddy started to doubt her job and wondered what really happened to the anomalies once they got rid of them.

The author tried for something different but the story was trying to do too much and by the end, it became really confusing. I have to say one of the best things about this story was the artwork, it had a Bruce Timm quality to it.

Thursday, December 31, 2015

Book Review: C.O.W.L. vol #2


Book: C.O.W.L volume #2: The Greater Good by Kyle Higgins and Alec Sigel with illustration by Rod Reis

Source: Borrowed from Publisher/NetGalley for an honest review

Publication: Available now

Description:

With super villain threats a problem of the past, a strike on his hands, and scandal on the horizon, Geoffrey Warner has taken drastic steps to breathe life back into the Chicago Organized Workers League. But how far will his false-flag operation reach? Is there any line he won't cross for "the greater good?"


Rating: 1 star (Did Not Finish)

Review:

I hate to think this is the last book review that I will be posting for 2015 especially since the book wasn't very good.

I tried giving this series a second chance by reading volume #2 but it was worse than the first one. This is by far one of the most boring comics I've read in a long time. The art is one of the best things about this with the writing and story continuing to be dull, dry and slow moving.   

At this point, I no longer care about the superhero strike or any of the other things going on in this book. The introduction states that this is the finale group of issues for this series and I can't say that I will miss it.

I guess, this just wasn't a series for me.